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Kenneth Leonard - Aug 02,2005
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I thought I was so smart when I made up this quick song to the tune from Margaritaville:<br /><br />'Wasted away again in Mortaritaville,<br />Searchin for my lost helmut and salt,<br />Some people claim, that there's a Bushie to blame,<br />But I know, it's all doonsbury's fault.<br /><br />Then, at our amature night here, another guy sang this and brought down the house:<br />To the tune of 'Hotel California'<br /><br />'Hotel Anaconda”<br />As sung by Capt Scott McAuliffe<br /><br />On a dark desert highway<br />Sand flies in my hair<br />The warm smell of camel dung<br />Rising up through the air<br />Up ahead in the distance<br />I saw a shimmering light<br />My humveewas running low on fuel<br />I had to stop for the night<br /><br />When I got to the north gate<br />I smelled that burn pit smell<br />And I was thinking to myself<br />This could be heaven but it’s probably hell<br />Relax said the sergeant<br />You are authorized to proceed<br />The speed limit’s only 20mph<br />So please make sure you don’t speed<br /><br />Welcome to the Hotel Anaconda<br />such an ugly place<br />such a damn disgrace<br />Ready my hooch at the Hotel Anaconda<br />You can have a beer<br />If you can find one here<br /><br />Head on down to the base pool<br />Just jump right in and drown<br />cause we are all just prisoners here<br />sure as poop is brown<br />And somewhere down at BIAP<br />Lives the caged beast<br />Whose fault it is we’re over here<br />Hey Saddam, I hope your butt is greased!<br /><br />Welcome to the Hotel Anaconda<br />such an ugly place<br />such a damn disgrace<br />We’re winning hearts and minds at the Hotel Anaconda<br />so insurgents take your bombs and mines<br />And shove them up your behinds<br /><br />All pain is not gain at the Hotel Anaconda<br />Let us shed a tear<br />For the lack of beer<br />We’re making good friends at the Hotel Anaconda<br />What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)<br />To bathe with naked guys<br /><br />Dinner time is nearing<br />We meet at DFAC 1<br />For some soggy pizza<br />Or a steak that is overdone<br />Enjoy says the server<br />Whose B.O. smells like poo<br />You can eat as much as you want<br />But your 'butt' will regret it if you do<br /><br />We’re living it up at the Hotel Anaconda<br />Where the movies are free<br />Yeah well they better be<br />All pain is not gain in the Hotel Anaconda<br />You gotta give us beer<br />Or get us outta here<br /><br />So get us the hell out of Hotel Anaconda<br />As soon as you freakin can<br />Uncle Sam<br /><br />Solo
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Dan Nickens - Aug 02,2005
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And this was written without the benefit of beer? Wow. You guys are good.
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