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Favorite option: If you want this item to be marked as a favorite, click on the black heart.   Turkish Airlines  
Marty Corr - Aug 17,2015   Viewers  | Reply
    Shortly after take off, a Turkish Airlines flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain

''Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Turkish Airlines Flight 409, from
London Heathrow to Dalaman. The weather ahead is pretty nice and sunny, so we should have
a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and . . . OH, MY GOD !...''

Silence followed !!!

Some moments later the captain came back and spoke on the intercom :

''Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you... While I was talking to you,
a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap...
You should see the front of my pants !... ''

One Scotts passenger yelled from the back :

'' You think you've got problems ... ... ...

You should see the back of mine !!! ''

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