Shortly after take off, a Turkish Airlines flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain
announced:

''Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Turkish Airlines Flight 409, from
London Heathrow to Dalaman. The weather ahead is pretty nice and sunny, so we should have
a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and . . . OH, MY GOD !...''

Silence followed !!!

Some moments later the captain came back and spoke on the intercom :

''Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you... While I was talking to you,
a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap...
You should see the front of my pants !... ''

One Scotts passenger yelled from the back :

'' You think you've got problems ... ... ...

You should see the back of mine !!! ''